i live to amuse you, abuse you, infuse you with the weirdness

S: Yasmine, you’re such a display case.

Yasmine: Uhh, okay. And what’s that supposed to mean?

S: I don’t know, you’re just always so entertaining to look at.

I wonder if it was the red pants. Or maybe it’s the fact that I’ve been wearing real, actual shoes for three days in a row, which is a record for me. I think I’ve fulfilled my shoe-wearing quota for the rest of my life already. Can I go back to the flip-flops now?